December 19th, 2005
|conceited_jerk||06:46 pm - *ahem*|
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter (usually late November to mid-December), female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known...
only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Harry and the Potters
November 18th, 2005
|disco_patsy||09:18 pm - Long time, no post|
Well, I had almost forgotten about this oober cool community on live journal. But oh well, I found it again. My head is suffering from dain bramage because I hit it on a cabinet.
My cat tried to eat my science fair project. No lie. Had the board laid out, and she a went to eating....I had this happy sensation watching her do it, but then I realized that that was bad and that i needed it.
La LA la La LAAAA la la la!!!!! LAh lah laaaaaaaah lah laaaaah lah ah. LAhLAHLAH!
There's a prize for whoever can guess what song that was.
Current Mood: Kdkfbkeahrf w2ui22 2 2 2 666
September 17th, 2005
|conceited_jerk||06:32 pm - HARRY AND THE POTTERS|
'The other day we were playing a show and I was introducing our song Voldemort Can’t Stop the Rock “This song is about sticking it to The Man. Do you guys know who The Man is?” And the kids would yell stuff like “He put a scar on your head!” or “Nooo” or “Yes!” or “Corporate America!”'
if i havent shown you harry and the potters yet...well, that's a problem, and i will. if you DO know the splendid-ness of these crazy potter-loving-musicians, here's an amusing interview, check it out: http://www.cyberlola.com/circus/archive/potters.htm
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Hedwig's Theme
September 4th, 2005
|disco_patsy||10:26 pm - Bread and Butterflies|
ALICE is a WEED....or atleast the flowers think so. I got my permit....I'm very proud. Lauren let me drive out of the drive way down the road, and then back down it again. The stoner catepillar is an amazing smoke artist. Maybe I could write a research workbook entry about that. I write entries about the most random things. Anything to take up FIVE PAGES...I don't know how Emmie kept getting a six on her entries. I think it was because she drew a lot and kept it fairly neat/simple. "Keep your temper." said the catepillar. "..is that it?" asked Alice. And he says, "No...who are you?"....and then 'poof'. He turns into a butterfly. Alice is really snoody. Old lady birds are so scary. Look at all those freaking signs. The cat reminds me of this dude I saw at Hot Topic. Oh my. My uncle was in an accident, and he suffered a concussion...but I guess he's okay because they did not keep him at the hospital. Does anyone check this community anymore? I guess those who monitor it...but whatever. I can't wait until autumn...then I can wear sweaters and be all emo-like. (not really). Me encanta that damn Ciara song 'Oh!'...it's awesome. I hate rap, but Ludacris is pretty A.O.K. It's very very rude to sit down without being invited. But I enjoyed the singing. Have some tea. Nonsense. It's too hot. Okay.
Ooooh, that was lovely.
I think............that I might take dance class in senior year. My mom thinks I should acquire some grace. I drop things all the time. Usually just in the kitchen. I wear tights, and all my friends can giggle at me twirl. If anyone wants to join with me in the future, please do. Alright. Ciao.
Current Mood: squeek..
Current Music: Alice in Wonderland [movie]
July 25th, 2005
|disco_patsy||08:45 am - Suberduber|
Well hey kids...this is the earliest I've gotten up all summer. No not really. But okay. I don't know. Isn't it funny when you're not diebetic, but you still eat sugar-free candy...and you know it causes major gastro-intestinal issues? Random. Icky wicky whacky I don't play hockey with the jockeys. Lauren wants people to post oober kick ass things, and this is just not oober kick ass. I want some macaroni.
Current Mood: Ying Yang, young bumblebee.
Current Music: Running water
|larlolilu||01:09 am - THe Adventures of Probably Something LIke laurence: Part II|
Probably something like laurence is having a difficult time with life and could use consoling. Not only is her hair orange, but it may be a boring color after it's fixed. And atop all that, she is having rather terrible domestic issues. But on a brighter side, probably something like laurence has ruffled knickers that she thinks she'll wear to homecoming with/and if she can find, a sequined bustier or corset or maybe a leather corset. She's thinking maybe pink and black.
for now at least. but probably something like laurence has increasing issues. so there are more to come soon.
Current Mood: cranky
July 21st, 2005
Once upon a time, there was an ugly little lady. Her name was probably something like laurence. Probably something like Lawrence liked this girl she knew. She became frustrated by this. This person was especially difficult to understand. Could someone please help probably something like laurence???!!!!!!!!!!!
at least for now!
Current Mood: frustrated
July 20th, 2005
|disco_patsy||10:24 pm - Thank you, Lauren!|
I am now apart of zee Ooobar Keeck Aousss community...'tis enthralling. Only recently did I discovery that Lauren had her own community. Very nice. This is only a HELLO post...HELLO. Some ad-vice: NEVER eat prunes unless the circumstances call for it as a necessity. Have a suberb DAY.
Current Mood: Yay...I'm a newbie!
Current Music: Black Balloon - Goo Goo Dolls
May 17th, 2005
I love you lauren darling! very very beautiful today, i loved your pigtails, they were sooo adorable! erm, we DO have to find some cute and un-creepy guys to fuck you...i'll ask around -^_^-
yea, an explanation might be needed for my choice of music. L'arc~en~ciel IS french for rainbow (i think) but it is not a french band. it is a japanese band. they are weird like that, but hyde (the lead singer) is very extremely pretty so he's allowed to do as he wishes even if he is japanese and not french.
that's all for my ranting
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: L'Arc~en~Ciel
..i am nothing...but i wanna be your everything
Current Music: none